Due to the fact that there is virtually no police in the village of Stara Zburivka, two locals take over the function of public order – Viktor Krivoborodko, 50, and Vladimir Rudkovsky, 44,.

Viktor and Volodya combine the duties of police officers and social workers: suppress family quarrels, cut fights between neighbors, search for drowners, etc. – that is, they deal with everything except criminal offenses. However, after the war begins, the mood of the villagers changes.

Based on the work of Vasily Shukshin Sunday boredom.

One guy wants to become a writer; his neighbor just laughs about this. Nothing happens in their boring existence, and then guy writes the first story about his neighbor, who didn’t dare invite his sweetheart.

These funny and moving stories happened on Valentine's Day – a day that has become a real challenge for those who have not yet found their couple. When in love, showcases are littered with hearts and on all radio stations they twist sugar songs about love, it is not easy to be lonely.

It is on this day that the characters of the film are waiting for the sharp turns of fate. While the famous rock musician is in a hurry to record the soundtrack for the movie, not Guy Ritchie himself, for the first time in a long time he has inadvertently found his muse. In the meantime, a shy gynecologist falls in love with a fatal beauty between breaks and examines the patient, who then turns out to be his patient. Well, a group of students uses the holiday as an excuse to arrange a large cool party that will end with a swirling love affair.